"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”
nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid
You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.
Smelborp for president
HAPPY 49TH BIRTHDAY, ROBERT DOWNEY JR. (APRIL 4)
♫ Go Shorty, it’s your birthday. ♫
♫ We gonna party like it’s your birthday. ♫
♫ We gonna sip some coffee like it’s your birthday. ♫
♫ And you know we all give a fuck ‘cause it’s your birthday. ♫
But then —
God, he’s such a freaking fanboy.